♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ HE'S MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ HE'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ DEFYING THEM MEETS CALAMITY ♪
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[SNORING]
I LOVE PLAYING WITH SPIKE. HA HA HA.
[BUGLE BLOWS]
[GROWLING]
HI, SPIKE.
NO!
BYE, SPIKE.
HEY--
WHOA!
TA-TA.
WHOA HO! YA GA HA GEE!
JUMP ON THE CUSHION!
OH, GOODY.
WHY DO I DO THESE AWFUL THINGS?
HA HA HA.
OUCH.
IT'S A DOG'S LIFE, SPIKE. HA HA HA.
HI, LITTLE GUY.
SO WHERE'S THE BRAINS OF THIS OUTFIT?
I MEAN MONGO, OF COURSE.
DON'T YOU KNOW?
DOOLEY THE DOG CATCHER COLLARED MONGO.
DOOLEY'S A DOG CATCHER, MONGO'S A CAT.
UH, WORD HAS IT DOOLEY AIN'T MAKING HIS QUOTA
AND HE MIGHT GET FIRED.
IF HE KEEPS CATCHING CATS,
HE'S GONNA GET WORSE THAN FIRED.
COME ON, LET'S GO SPRING MONGO.
[SIGHS]
[WHIZZING]
HUH?
[SIGHS]
IS HE TAKING A REST?
NO, HE'S DEPRESSED.
FOLLOW ME.
HEATHCLIFF, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
WE'RE GETTING YOU OUT.
DUH, GEE, THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
NICE WORK, HEATHCLIFF.
BUT NOW YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE
BEFORE M.A.C. GETS HERE.
[MEOWS]
HERE HE COMES NOW.
Hector: WHAT IS THAT?
HEY, MAN, LET'S SCRAM.
DUH, I'LL HIDE IN HERE.
I'LL PRETEND I'M A POSTCARD.
[ROBOTIC VOICE] I AM YOUR REPLACEMENT.
THE SUPER MECHANICAL ANIMAL CATCHER.
BUT YOU CAN CALL ME M.A.C.
TURN IN YOUR NET, EX-DOG CATCHER.
THIS IS JUST A TEST,
AND YOU MIGHT LOSE, SUPERMAN.
NEGATIVE. I AM PROGRAMMED ONLY TO WIN.
NO ANIMAL CAN ESCAPE FROM ME. OBSERVE.
FIRST, THE ANIMAL IS DETECTED.
SECOND, THE APPROPRIATE ANIMAL CATCHING DEVICE IS ACTIVATED.
THIRD, THE ANIMAL IS CAPTURED.
AMAZING FOR A BUCKET OF BALLS.
AND NOW TO CAPTURE EVERY ANIMAL IN THE CITY.
AND THERE GOES MY JOB FOR SURE.
HELP!
WOW. THAT WAS SOME DREAM.
[MACHINE BEEPING]
SPLENDID, A CHANCE TO TEST OUT MY ANIMAL CATCHING GLOBES.
WHOA!
I MUST STILL BE DREAMING.
SOMEBODY'S GONNA GET IT WHEN I WAKE UP.
VERY GOOD. 3 AT ONE TIME.
ESTIMATED TIME TO CAPTURE: 30 SECONDS.
MONGO WAS RIGHT BEHIND US.
HE SHOULD BE HERE BY NOW.
YEOW!HELP!
HEATHCLIFF! HELP!
WHAT IS THAT THING?!
I AM DOOLEY'S REPLACEMENT SUPER M.A.C.
HEY, COME BACK HERE, YOU BIG VACUUM CLEANER.
AFTER I UNLOAD MY PRISONERS I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU.
NEVER MIND, I'LL SAVE YOU THE TRIP.
OBSERVE, EX-DOG CATCHER.
ALL OF THE ANIMALS HAVE BEEN CAPTURED
MINUS ONE.
YES, BUT THAT ONE IS GOING TO SAVE MY JOB.
OK, METAL MOUTH, NOW FREE MY PALS OR ELSE.
YAY! YAY!
YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT.
TAKE YOUR BEST SHOT.
AS A CIVIC DUTY,
I'D BETTER CONTINUE THIS DISCUSSION ELSEWHERE
BEFORE SUPER JERK DESTROYS THE STREET.
DEAD END ALLEY. PERFECT.
THERE'S AN ART TO ALL OF THIS.
OOH, WHAT A GORGEOUS CAT.
[SCREECH]
PERFECT. I WILL SMASH THAT CAT THROUGH THE WALL.
NOW WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY, CAT?
HA HA HA.
UH, OFFHAND I'D SAY, ONE PICTURE IS WORTH 1,000 WORDS.
SUCKER!
[HIGH PITCHED GIBBERISH]
YEP, JUST LIKE I FIGURED.
NO APPRECIATION FOR ART.
HA HA HA.
SHOW YOURSELF, CAT. I'M THROUGH PLAYING GAMES.
HOW ABOUT ONE MORE?
A GAME OF GOLF.
FORE!
UH-OH!
AW, TOO BAD, MACKY.
[CRASH]
IT LOOKS LIKE YOU LOSE AGAIN.
HA HA HA.
I WAS PROGRAMMED ONLY TO CATCH ANIMALS AND WIN.
I HAVE FAILED.
THEREFORE, I MUST SELF-DESTRUCT.
NOT SO FAST.
YOU'RE GONNA HELP ME GET MY FRIENDS OUT.
UH, LET'S SEE HERE...
I CAN PROGRAM YOU RIGHT.
HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW, PAL?
TERRIFIC, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU CAN KNOCK OFF THE MUSH.
ALL YOU'VE GOT TO DO IS WHISTLE.
AND I WILL OBEY YOUR ORDERS.
OK. [WHISTLES] LET'S GO.
HI, LET US OUT, HEATHCLIFF.
YEAH, I WILL, OR RATHER, HE WILL.
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF.
All: YAY!
WE'RE FREE! [BARKING]
YAHOO!
DOOLEY, CATCH THEM!
WHO? HEATHCLIFF?
NO, THAT MECHANICAL MANIAC.
THE MAYOR JUST CALLED AND SAID M.A.C.
NOT ONLY KNOCKED HOLES IN THE SIDEWALK,
BUT HE PULLED UP A MAILBOX.
THAT'S A FEDERAL OFFENSE.
WE GOTTA GET RID OF HIM.
I'LL BE GLAD TO GET HIM.
I'LL GET HIM.
IF I WANT THIS DONE RIGHT,
I'D BETTER DO IT MYSELF.
Heathcliff: RUN, SUPER M.A.C.!
WHOA!
THANKS, HEATHCLIFF. YOU SAVED MY JOB.
AGAIN.
WHOA!
BUT WHY, CLEO?
WHY WOULD ANYBODY WANT TO DIG UP A JUNKYARD?
IT'S ARCHAEOLOGY, RIFF RAFF.
ARCHAEOLOGISTS ALWAYS DIG UP THE GROUND
TO FIND RELICS OF THE PAST.
RELICS, HUH?
LOOKS LIKE JUNK TO ME.
THEY FIND A LOT MORE THAN JUNK, RIFF RAFF.
NOW LOOK AT THAT SKULL...
A SABER-TOOTHED TIGER.
WHAT A CREATURE.
MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO, HE WAS GLORIOUS.
LOOKS LIKE HE LOST SOME OF HIS GLORY OVER THE YEARS,
BUT I GUESS THAT'S WHAT OLD AGE DOES TO YOU.
YOU...
IF YOU WERE HALF AS COOL AS YOU THINK YOU ARE...
OH, LOOK. HE'S TAKING IT TO THAT TENT.
OH, I WISH I COULD SEE THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL STUFF IN THERE.
WELL, LET'S GO THEN.
THEY WOULDN'T ALLOW IT.
THEY'D KICK US OUT.
STICK WITH ME, SWEETHEART.
I'LL GET US IN THERE.
BUT HOW?I TOLD YOU,
I LIVE FOR THE NIGHT.
BE MY GUEST.
NOW I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT ARCHAEOLOGY IS ALL ABOUT.
NOT BAD.
RIFF RAFF, YOU'RE NOT BEING SERIOUS.
LOOK AT THIS. THIS IS WHAT
ARCHAEOLOGISTS ARE LOOKING FOR.
THE MISSING LINK.
CLEO, I THOUGHT THE JUNK WAS A JOKE.
BUT THIS? THE MISSING LINK?
IT'S DUMB.
OH, RIFF RAFF, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN
YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
WHAT CAN I EXPECT FROM A DUMB, STUPID,
UNEDUCATED ALLEY CAT LIKE YOU?
SO WHAT'S WRONG WITH ALLEY CATS?
YOU'VE GOT NO RESPECT FOR HISTORY.
YOU GOT NO CULTURE.
YOU'RE A NOBODY.
WELL, MS. HOITY-TOITY, YOU MAY PUT ME DOWN,
BUT ALLEY CATS HAVE BEEN AROUND ALL THROUGH HISTORY.
IF IT HADN'T BEEN FOR ALLEY CATS,
THERE PROBABLY WOULDN'T BE NO HISTORY.
JUST THE KIND OF STUPID PRIDE
YOU'D EXPECT FROM AN ALLEY CAT NOBODY.
YOU THINK ARCHAEOLOGY IS SUCH A BIG DEAL,
I'LL SHOW YOU ARCHAEOLOGY.
I'LL SHOW HER ALLEY CATS ARE SOMEBODY.
YOU'RE ASKING FOR TROUBLE, RIFF RAFF.
OOH.
RIFF RAFF, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
I'M FINE.
JUST FINE.
RIFF RAFF!
WE HEARD YOU CALL, DID SOMEBODY FALL?
RIFF RAFF'S DOWN THERE.
YOU OK, RIFF RAFF?
YES, I'M OK.
AAH!
[CRASH]OH, NO!
[CRYING] BYE, RIFF RAFF.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN GOOD-BYE?
LET'S GO GET HIM.
SO, SHE THINKS I DON'T KNOW ABOUT HISTORY, HUH?
WELL, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
YOU AAH!
OUT OF THE WAY, IT'S MONGO!
YAHOO!
HEE HEE HEE.
WEE! WEE!
DUH, THAT WAS FUN.
LOOK HERE, CLEO,
GOT SOMETHING TO SHOW YOU.
FIRST, THESE PICTURES...
AND THEN THIS.
IT'S AN ANCIENT GARBAGE CAN.
AND THESE ARE ANCIENT ALLEY CATS.
SO, YOU PROVED YOUR POINT,
DON'T RUB IT IN.
COULD BE THE MOST IMPORTANT DISCOVERY EVER.
ARCHAEOLOGICALLY SPEAKING, OF COURSE.
OK, SO YOU WIN, I GIVE UP.
LET'S GO HOME NOW.
I'M AN ARCHAEOLOGIST NOW,
I'M JUST GETTING WARMED UP.
OH, I SHOULD HAVE NEVER OPENED MY MOUTH.
FOLLOW ME, ALLEY CAT ARCHAEOLOGISTS, ONWARD.
DUH, WHAT ARE WE LOOKING FOR?
DON'T ASK.
CAREFUL. THESE ROCKS ARE LOOSE HERE.
HMPH, NOW THAT RIFF RAFF THINKS HE'S AN ARCHAEOLOGIST,
WE'LL NEVER GET OUT OF HERE.
HUH? OH!
WATCH OUT! CAVE-IN!
AAH!
HEY, LOOK OVER THERE.
Hector: LOOK! LIGHT!
IT'S DAYTIME. LOOK.
All: OH, WOW!
WE HIT THE ARCHAEOLOGICAL JACKPOT!
DID YOU EVER SEE SUCH A FISH?
EVERYTHING IS LIKE IT USED TO BE
MILLIONS OF YEARS AGO.
IF THAT TAKES YOU BACK,
TAKE A LOOK AT THIS TRACK.
HERE'S A SCENE I CAN MISS.
WE BETTER NOT DALLY,
WOULDN'T WANT TO MEET THIS IS SOME DARK ALLEY.
JUST WHAT WE'RE LOOKING FOR!
A CAT!
[GROWLING]
COME ON!
WE GOTTA SEE WHAT KIND OF CATS THEY GOT DOWN HERE.
AHA!
OH!
THE PATH LEADS TO THERE.
CIVILIZATION. AND THERE DOWN BELOW.
DOES IT LOOK FAMILIAR?
IT'S A PRE-HISTORIC JUNKYARD.
DUH, IT LOOKS JUST LIKE HOME.
BUT DOES ANYBODY LIVE HERE?
GLAD YOU FINALLY ASKED THAT QUESTION.
I WAS COMING TO THAT.
OF COURSE, IT'S ONLY A THEORY BUT...
[GROWLING]
[YELLING]
WE GOTTA DO SOMETHING.
WAIT, CLEO, LOOK THERE.
[YELLING]
[BLBLBLBLBLT]
IT'S HIM. THE MISSING LINK.
THE PRE-HISTORIC ALLEY CAT.
BUT HIS GIRLFRIEND IS IN TROUBLE.
HE'S JUST MAKING NOISE.
WHY DOESN'T HE DO SOMETHING?
HE'S JUST GETTING WARMED UP.
[YELLING]
[SPEAKING PRE-HISTORIC LANGUAGE]
Cleo: MAN, THAT TIGER IS SLOW.
NO WONDER HE GOT EXTINCT.
YOU SHOWED HIM.
WONDERFUL.
WAY TO GO!
MUDDLED HIS BRAIN, DROVE HIM INSANE.
DUH, FOOLED ME, TOO.
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
YOU'RE A PRETTY TOUGH CAT YOURSELF.
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
AND THEY ALWAYS SAID I HAD A MOUTH.
[ROARING]
CLEO, OVER HERE!
MAKE A WISH!
[CHEERING]
OH, GEE!
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
LOOK OUT!
IT'S A GEYSER.
UP THERE WHERE IT'S SAFE.
[BIG CAT GROWLING]
HIM AGAIN.
[YELLING]
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
HE'S INVENTED THE WHEEL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE?
SHE DID IT.
NEVER FEAR, JUMP IN HERE.
[SPEAKING NATIVE LANGUAGE]
SO LONG.BYE-BYE.
WE'VE RUN OUT OF STEAM.
JUMP!
SORRY, PROFESSOR,
THE WATER IN THE TUNNELS IS UNPREDICTABLE.
NOT SAFE. WE'LL HAVE TO STOP THE DIG.
JUST AS WELL, DOCTOR.
THERE'S NOTHING DOWN THERE ANYWAY.
NOTHING BUT JUNK, PURE JUNK.
THEY'RE NEVER GONNA FIND MY MISSING LINK.
THEY'D NEVER BELIEVE IT ANYWAY, RIFF RAFF.
HMPH, YOU AND YOUR PRE-HISTORIC ALLEY CAT.
BUT, BUT HE INVENTED THE WHEEL.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE?
YOU TRYING TO START ANOTHER FIGHT?
SHE INVENTED THE WHEEL.
ACTUALLY, THEY SORT OF DID IT TOGETHER.
[SPEAKING PRE-HISTORIC LANGUAGE]
All: HA HA HA HA.
HEATHCLIFF HERE WITH SOME GOOD TIPS FOR ALL OF YOU
PARAKEET OWNERS. MAKE SURE THE CAGE IS NOT IN THE PATH OF A
DRAFTY WINDOW AND OF COURSE DRAFTY DOORWAYS
IF IT'S REAL COLD MOVE YOUR BIRDS AWAY FROM THE RADIATORS
OR FIREPLACES BEFORE YOU LIGHT THEM
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